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[Jun. 28th, 2004|07:43 pm] |
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Today was really lame
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so stoned.
Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
I am making this journal friends only because I don't want the world to read what I'm writing, even though I'm posting it on the internet.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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[Jun. 15th, 2004|06:41 pm] |
You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.
What is your grammar aptitude?
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Damn straight, bitches. |
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| The Hell? |
[May. 26th, 2004|04:41 pm] |
It seems like this woman got an entire town's worth of the crazy.
Details fuzzy in snake beheading
A Spring Hill woman is accused of biting the python's head off, although it's unclear what exactly happened and why. Deputies haven't yet found the head.
Some highlights...
Cynthia Christensen, 46, rolled down a Spring Hill street in her motorized wheelchair to join a group of neighbors in conversation Sunday afternoon and innocently asked to hold her friend's pet python. No one expected the request to end with a reptile beheading.
In December, Christensen's battery-operated Hoveround wheelchair hopped a 4-inch lip at the edge of her yard and lurched into the road, striking a 1992 Ford van as it drove by.
Weeks later, Christensen was charged with driving under the influence after blood tests showed she was legally impaired while operating her wheelchair. Those charges are pending.
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/05/25/Hernando/Details_fuzzy_in_snak.shtml |
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| Soapbox |
[May. 26th, 2004|03:14 pm] |
I'm not really a fan of Al Gore. I voted for him in 2000, but then (as now) I was firmly set in the ABB camp, so it really didn't matter that I don't so much respond to him personally.
This is a fantastically well reasoned, well-put argument against the current administration and their policies. Gore manages to identify a strategy that the Dems should be using to get W out of office: focus on his incredible failures to keep America safe, free, and respected by the rest of the world. He also clearly articulates the outrage that those of us on the left (and perhaps, some on the right who don't want to speak up) have felt ever since Bush got us into this whole mess in Iraq. The speech is much bolder than what I would really expect from Gore; There's no hedging, no flowery language -- just straightforward rhetoric. It is long, but entirely worth the read.
On a completely different topic, I'm really sad that Kerry's remark on Bush's latest bicycle accident was quite possibly made up by Drudge. (If you hadn't heard, Bush fell off his bicycle; Drudge reported that Kerry's remark was "Did the training wheels fall off?";) It's just damn funny. It would still be funny if Bush hadn't made the remark that the people of Iraq are "ready to take the training wheels off." If Kerry did say it, why did he keep the first good one-liner of his campaign off the record? |
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| Gallery? |
[May. 25th, 2004|07:47 pm] |
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If any of you knows how to work Gallery, please let me know. You'll be my new best friend if you can get my installation of it working. And I might even give you stuff. Seriously. |
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| Fun with Googlism |
[May. 19th, 2004|07:51 am] |
kate is great
kate is on fire
kate is still 22
kate is my idol
kate is my boss
kate is our winner
kate is alive
kate is not a bitch
kate is interested in the area of usability engineering
kate is lovely
kate is the proverbial ''one woman rock band ''
kate is cool
kate is continuing to work steadily on a new album
kate is a very normal
kate is like christmas when i was a kid
kate is anything but calm as she patiently waits for an opportunity to make her presence known
kate is having fun with the girls
kate is instantly the reader?s fast friend
kate is available for instant download
kate is not your average super model
kate is the rock of the division
kate is actively involved in other organisations
kate is the product of a wealthy home and her mother despairs of ever seeing her settled down like a good daughter
kate is dank
kate is pissed
kate is great the shrew is tamed on broadway by faye benjamin asst
kate is not just for weddings
kate is great lyrics by bouncing souls
kate is not tamed
kate is ready for reign |
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| Y'all Suck. |
[May. 18th, 2004|05:15 pm] |
You do. Here are the answers to the thing that no one even tried:
1) What you're taught and what we're beckoned to is not absolute, so why follow what we don't know? -- Hot Water Music, A Clear Line
2)You are a message precious extracting forging a tactic to get your motion through -- Fugazi, Latest Disgrace
3) Well I drop it in the pocket because rocking's my occupation -- Hi-Tek and Talib Kweli, Memories Live
4) It's too sad that i've got to mediate these faulty sides of you and I'm wondering whatever did I do -- Midtown, Fautly Foundation
5) Got your Rhymes going round in my head/Got your supersonic beats mixing up my Keds -- Jet, Rollover D.J.
6) Man it's really strange, this city never stays the same -- Less Than Jake, Rock-n-roll pizzeria
7) They say, 'Oh you graduated?' No, I decided I was finished chasin' y'alls dreams and what you've got planned -- Kanye West, School Spirit
8) There's hope in the words and the emotion in the eyes/It's so easy to be misled by the savvy gentle guise -- Bad Religion, Drunk Sincerity
9)Son, you out your league like Jordan was with baseball. -- Jurassic 5, A Day at the Races (Seriously. None of you got this? No one even tried?)
10) Mr Johnson sings over in a corner by the bar/Sold his soul to the devil so he can play guitar -- Lucinda Williams, 2 Cool 2 Be 4gotten
11) As American as apple pie and embarrassment -- Atmosphere, National Disgrace
12) You've written your own directions and whistled the rules of change -- R.E.M., All the way to Reno
13) Playing on their sympathy, you're the one waving the flag -- Lagwagon, Rifle
14) And she showed him her gold teeth when he’d hold her little hand -- Robert Earl Keen, High Plains Jamboree
15) Why is it that you had to say goodbye in your special way/You slashed the tires on my car -- Alkaline Trio, Stupid Kid
16) Drums! -- Justin Timberlake, Like I Love You
17) Now you think I'm like the others before who saw your name and number on the wall. -- Less Than Jake, Jenny (867-5309). Tommy Tutone would also have been an acceptable answer.
18) Everything sounds so contrived, they don't do you justice and they just don't treat you right -- Roy, Don't Overdub My Heart
19) If you're moving on, I'm already gone -- Hilary Duff, So Yesterday
20) You're everything I need, you're everything to me -- Air Supply, Every Woman in the World |
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| Cold Turkey. |
[May. 14th, 2004|09:34 pm] |
"My government’s got a war on drugs. But get this: The two most widely abused and addictive and destructive of all substances are both perfectly legal.
One, of course, is ethyl alcohol. And President George W. Bush, no less, and by his own admission, was smashed or tiddley-poo or four sheets to the wind a good deal of the time from when he was 16 until he was 41. When he was 41, he says, Jesus appeared to him and made him knock off the sauce, stop gargling nose paint.
Other drunks have seen pink elephants.
And do you know why I think he is so pissed off at Arabs? They invented algebra. Arabs also invented the numbers we use, including a symbol for nothing, which nobody else had ever had before. You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
We’re spreading democracy, are we? Same way European explorers brought Christianity to the Indians, what we now call “Native Americans.”
How ungrateful they were! How ungrateful are the people of Baghdad today.
So let’s give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That’ll teach bin Laden a lesson he won’t soon forget. Hail to the Chief."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
This is good, y'all. Really good. |
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| Because everyone else is doing it... |
[May. 12th, 2004|11:49 pm] |
and I can't very well be left out.
On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing), and write down your favorite line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line. Then, have your friends comment and see if they know the songs.
Ha. Friends. Riiiiiiight. Anyways, no cheating, fuckers. I'll know. I have my ways. Also, because I can't understand any of the lyrics in the Scared of Chaka songs on my playlist, since apparently their singer sings with a mouth full of barbed wire and broken glass, I'm skipping them.
Anyhow,
1. What you're taught and what we're beckoned to is not absolute, so why follow what we don't know?
2. You are a message precious extracting forging a tactic to get your motion through
3. Well I drop it in the pocket because rocking's my occupation
4. It's too sad that i've got to mediate these faulty sides of you and I'm wondering whatever did I do
5. Got your Rhymes going round in my head/Got your supersonic beats mixing up my Keds
6. Man it's really strange, this city never stays the same (sing it kind of fast)
7. They say, 'Oh you graduated?' No, I decided I was finished chasin' y'alls dreams and what you've got planned
8. There's hope in the words and the emotion in the eyes/It's so easy to be misled by the savvy gentle guise
9. Son, you out your league like Jordan was with baseball.
10. Mr Johnson sings over in a corner by the bar/Sold his soul to the devil so he can play guitar
11. As American as apple pie and embarrassment
12. You've written your own directions and whistled the rules of change
13. Playing on their sympathy, you're the one waving the flag
14. And she showed him her gold teeth when he’d hold her little hand
15. Why is it that you had to say goodbye in your special way/You slashed the tires on my car
16. Drums! (Oh, fine.) If you let go, the music will move your bones. (But still, if you know me, you know the first thing I put down is really my favorite part. Also, shut up. It's pop because it's popular. And catchy. And the singer is hawt.)
17. Now you think I'm like the others before who saw your name and number on the wall.
18. Everything sounds so contrived, they don't do you justice and they just don't treat you right
19. If you're moving on, I'm already gone
20. You're everything I need, you're everything to me.
God, I was really hoping that would go out on a less embarrassing note. Guess not. In other news, I cut the shit out of my foot today, and I broke Movable Type on my other site. I? Am a genius! |
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| Truer words were never spoken. |
[May. 7th, 2004|02:21 am] |
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"I wanted to add something completely random about how the best koozie I ever got was a WWJD koozie. What Would Jesus Do? Have a Miller Lite, that's what." -- Siobhan |
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| Duh. |
[Jan. 27th, 2004|08:19 pm] |
Good God. First I direct you to my actual journal, and then I don't link to it. I am the United States of Awesome.
You can e-mail me if you really, really want to know where it is. But I rarely update, and it's really not worth reading. And in the immortal words of AB Chao, I'll tell you that for free. |
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| I don't need no stinkin livejournal |
[Jan. 22nd, 2004|05:27 pm] |
It's completely and totally lame that you have to create an account to leave comments on people's journals. If you want to read about me, just go to my actual journal. Which is all kinds of messed up until I master CSS and Movable Type. (Or, you know, enlist someone else to deal with it. Which is about a million times more likely to happen.)
Livejournal. Crazy. Does this mean I have to take a hip artistic picture of one of my eyes now to use as my user picture? |
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